Hi All
I was coming on today to talk about both of my elbows no sleep last night but I thought no there is a matter that I would like to talk about. Text messages for some reason I have fallen behind so my son informs me I have just worked out what 2 moz means having got to grips with this up pops a whole new language. Of course I refer to the magic words of cool/chilled/fresh/init/well gelled/shudup/reem I know some of you may be at a loss about now so I will explain. I had the misfortune of looking at a tv programme called the only way is essex(towie for short) and as I live in essex I would like to assure everybody that the vast amount of people who live in essex do now and would not speak in such a way. So after thinking about it the only thought I can come up with is cool chilled and fresh must refer to the local supermarket init could refer to someone who is in trouble up to there neck shudup must be a new war game and well gelled must be someone who has put to much gel on there hair and it has set like concrete reem I do not have a clue. With regard to the people in the programme well I can only say fake tan and too much makeup which cracks if they smile and thats the men, the women to use poly filler and lipstick that glows in the dark anyway I digress. It is my wish in life not to sound like victor mildrew (I do not believe it) as I approach being an OAP in one years time that being the case I will now sign off with cool chilled fresh init well gelled shudup and reem and I still do not know what that one is

lol John ,

thanks for the laugh .. i don't do text talk, if anyone receives a text from me they get full words and punctuation,

i'll sign off with a good old fashioned over and out !!

Suzanne x

Hi All
Thank you for your replys I still do not know what reem means but you cannot have everthing in life, what is well sick something you like! I always thought it was me the next day after paying a visit to my local (not that I drink all the time the wife has put a stop to that) my main concern would be if I go to my local to pay my lottery you understand and my elbows are very painful what would my pals say with me drinking out of a straw(only pulling your leg) still it is good to sometimes get a laugh out of things it makes for a good day

Hi John,
Wicked man, well sick,
thanks for that made me lol !
sue v

Oh that did make me laugh Dorothy.
I wonder what you said?

Doreen xx